Yes, the woman fit for The Total Package will be the ultimate icing on his cake of perfection.
He imagines her often—gorgeous as they come, she turns heads; bursting with charm and charisma, she lights up every room she enters; she’s a brilliant rising star in her career and beloved by her many friends.
He’d also really appreciate it if his mother would stop setting him up on dates.
The Misogynist hates women, and women hate The Misogynist.
Of course, there's a huge difference between dating people in their 20s vs.
their 30s, and men aren't the only ones guilty of tangling with younger mates for recreational reasons. 30-somethings are too tired for happy hour on Fridays. 30-something guys will make you feel better about your own body. 30-somethings will make your bed before they leave. 30-somethings order wine with dinner without looking at the menu.
It’s hard enough finding someone to be your life partner, and this guy’s parents are really not making things any easier.