Besides: Effortless rejection is one of online dating's great achievements.
So let your freak/geek/pedantic-wine-lover flag fly."My life is CRAZY.
I have AMAZING friends who love to ski and drink too much Chablis!
Don't call yourself any of the following: witty, ambitious, down-to-earth, or humble.
Mention a few TV shows, movies, bands, and books you enjoy, but take it easy on the esoteric poetry, eight-year-old Bay Area rap lyrics, and the word I.
And then I started to hear it: that rote, robotic tone in my voice as I told that hysterical anecdote about the road trip to Nevada. The sheer mathematical volume was turning me into an asshole.